The first Russian Restaurant I`ve ever seen!
So no wonder I wanted to try it...
After entering I saw a lot of people lying on the ground... drunk, dead...
When the waiter showed me the menu, there were only 2 items!
- Okroshka
- VVodka
And it even was stated on the menu... the only reason for the soup is to have a bad taste in your mouth... to drink more wodka.I don`t know if you can zoom in enough on the photograph, but if you could guess 1 female russian name that would be hosting a russian restaurant, what would it be?
Right...
Olga...
Olga...
And everything you can guess more about that name is right, when you look ot Olga, you look only at Olga, everything else is blocked by her.
Parking fines: the remedy
I got tired of fines and moving my car all the time... so after some pondering I found the perfect solution.
DO YOU WANT TO BE CARE FREE WHILE PARKING YOUR CAR?
Follow these step by step procedures to have a calm mind, while shopping, or taking a dive in the ocean:
Step 1:
Follor a parking sign to your liking; take one that matches the color of your car, not too big and with not too many people standing around it.
Step 2:
Make the parking sign "movable". I don`t think it`s legal to put on the details on this site... but use your imagination!! (hint: beef country)
Make the parking sign "movable". I don`t think it`s legal to put on the details on this site... but use your imagination!! (hint: beef country)
Step 3:
Plant this baby anywhere were your car is; Invalid parking spots, police station, in the middle of the park...
Mother do you think...
I`ts 3:30 am and I`m still wide awake...
I found this really totally awesome can in the store: (read the warning...)
I found this really totally awesome can in the store: (read the warning...)
Don`t you f*ck&ng dare ME! I`LL SHOW YOU!!! - and i bought 15 of them...
Plumbing Workshop
Plumbing Workshop
Me having a free day (again) and thought it would be fun to learn something new.
After seeing this sign I couldnt resist but to take a look inside...
I saw this big guy standing on a stage with a lot of pipes, toilets and plumbing accessoires holding a speech to a dozen man;
"Sorry guys I need 15 more minutes to prepare todays workshop". He unbuckles his belt
... and I start to run.
This month`s photo contest:
Sunset: easy shots
Up yours!
Doggy style.
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2 comments:
De afdeling Rusland laat weten zich zeer gegeriefd te voelen, en twijfelt nog of ze Bram Moskowicz of een achter-achterneef uit Kazachstan langs zullen sturen.
Dat met dat parkeerbord is dan wel weer heel grappig. We missen je!
Why
Olga is best wel een mooie naam,daarvoor hoef je Bram niet te sturen. Van okroshka never nooit gehoord. Behalve Olgas zijn olie en wodka de bekendste exportprodukten, volgens mij. Wil je trouwens dat parkeerbod wel weer netjes terugzetten. Als je vader moet ik dat toch even kwijt :::)
Je opmerking Beef Country begrijp ik nog steeds niet.
Trouwens Michel tel. gesproken en ik weer helemaal bij. Yamaha blijft hier in huis, kan je weer spelen als je weer thuis komt.
Het was weer een leuke side story om te lezen. tot..........
Paul
p.s. moet ik nog wat met MM, of onderneem jij nog stappen
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